Car / Deserve / Tivo

I don't deserve this car. I don't deserve anything but a '95 Hyundai Accent (sorry Hyundai Accent owners), but I have it.

Funny thing I heard last night at Comedy Cellar:

"People get more excited about their Tivos than they do about marriage.
You ask a guy how married life is and the best thing he can say is 'it's terrific.'
Ask someone about their Tivo and you'll get: 'wow man, it's the best thing ever. Totally changed my life'"

And that's so true!

Also, I come out of the club dying for a cigarette. I bum one off the first guy I see... and the first guy I see happens to be Dave Attell!

Subway Platform

I'm standing on an incredibly packed train platform, waiting for the E train. Since the platform is so packed, I'm forced to stand inches behind some dude.
I start staring off into space while a C train comes and leaves. All of a sudden, the guy who I'm standing inches behind turns around and gives me a look. That's when I realize that practically everyone had gotten on the recently departed C train while I'm still homosexually close to this dude. You have to get the mental image in your head. Empty platform, me 3 inches behind a guy.

To end this blog entry I'm posting a picture of me in my cat vest. Purchased at the salvation army store for $4 (!)