Micheal Bay

Guidelines for a Micheal Bay movie trailer:

1) Expensive looking highway chase scene with a car exploding/flipping over.
2) Some kind of love story element in the midst of chaos.
3) Military/Official looking people making commanding statements.
4) Right before the end of the trailer, something either explodes or there's a one-liner for comic relief.
5) Don LaFontaine has to do the voiceover.
6) Movie comes out in the summer.

Observation #2

If you were born in the 1960's and live to be 100, you will officially be "born and dead in the 60's"